Limerick Lesson

Spencer had a lesson on writing Limericks today. Can you guess which limerick he wrote?

1. There once was a man named Jim,
who liked to live life on a whim.
He had so much fun,
said one day he was done,
Now his life is remarkably dim!

2. There once was a man from Bergeiling,
who got on the late bus to Eiling.
A sign on the door,
said don't spit on the floor.
So we jumped up and spat on the ceiling!

3. There once was a person named Sid,
who went to an auction to bid.
When the price got too high,
he said with a cry,
Good heaven, look what I did!

4. I once met a man in Pari
who walk right up and kissed me.
He breath was all fishy,
his lips wet and squishy.
Why, oh why did he have to kiss me!